Please can all vegetarians wear a sign around their neck to ensure that locals do not attempt to force feed you jamón and tuna (common “vegetarian” foods in Spain).
My little chicken has found the love of her life
And now she wants to make her a wife!
So off we go to celebrate in Valencia
A festival! Looking forward to see ya!
Lots of food and Spanish rice
But watch Maria’s face turn to ice
As visitors request paella with peas
All will cry “ I beg your pardon please!”
As the wrath of the Spanish they will feel
So they better turn on their heel.
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Maree Mac
My little chicken has found the love of her life
And now she wants to make her a wife!
So off we go to celebrate in Valencia
A festival! Looking forward to see ya!
Lots of food and Spanish rice
But watch Maria’s face turn to ice
As visitors request paella with peas
All will cry “ I beg your pardon please!”
As the wrath of the Spanish they will feel
So they better turn on their heel.